Monday, June 5, 2017

Donald Trump: Worst wrestling gimmick ever


The purpose of this post is to point out how the current President of the United States of America is a mark, his run to the White House was a bad gimmick and the federal government has become World Championship Wrestling circa 2000 to 2001. For you to understand some of the terminology that I will be using in this post I have checked the wrestling definitions of these terms to highlight my points.

These are definitions found on Urban Dictionary and Wikipedia

Mark: A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on. A mark is usually cheated out of money.

Work: Anything planned to happen, or a "rationalized lie".

Kayfabe: The presentation professional wrestling as being entirely legitimate or real.


Jabroni: A wrestler who routinely loses in order to make another wrestler look good.

Shoot/Legit: Short form of "legitimate". This term refers to real life incidents or events the have not been booked or scripted and are therefore not part of the fictional and kayfabe presentation.

Babyface: A wrestler who is heroic, who is booked to be cheered by fans. Someone who is a "good"guy.

Heel: A wrestler who is villainous, who is booked to be booed by the fans. Someone who is a "bad" guy.

Book/Booked/Booking:  To determine and schedule the events of a wrestling card. The person in charger of setting up  matches and writing angles is a "booker".

There will be more terms thrown in but those are the most necessary to know. Let's begin.


To many of you the current President of the United States of America is a heel through and through. To himself he's the babyface who has come to save the territory because in his mind he's a top drawing babyface. The truth is that he's a mark for himself. A mark who went and found some jabronis named Pence, Ryan, McConnell, and Putin to help shine him to him look like a worker whose got the experience of a twenty year ring veteran. His whole run to the Presidency was a work to begin with. The whole thing was booked to make his views seem too extreme for anyone to truly support. But this one mark who thinks he's a worker worked a bunch of dumber marks into electing him.

The whole thing wasn't suppose to become a shoot. He was supposed to do the job but just getting involved in the game would help his kids get involved in politics. Working that angle is a long term road to prosperity for the next generation of his family. Instead he's now got to be a babyface when he's had his best run as a heel. Look at his past work it's right there. On his show The Apprentice the only reason people watched was to see him do one thing. Just to watch him bury someone and than say, "Your fired" it's straight out of the Vinny Mac playbook. This trip he just had with the bookers of different territories was just to see which one of them he could get to join his very own "Kiss My Ass" club. It was a work from the jump.

This whole run has been booked worse than anything Vince Russo could come up with. Russo should ask Trump for a job in his creative, he might actually get it. The jabronis in his cabinet all pretend like their part of a babyface faction out to restore fans faith in the territory all while their trying to line their pockets with side money from their gimmick tables. None of them want to get the territory back on its feet they just want to bleed it dry. They know their bad workers but as long as everyone keeps kayfabe going they think the marks won't notice. Yet the President thinks he's a babyface whose going to out work all these jabronis by getting his money first and leaving them to fend for the scraps left behind while he leaves the territory a richer man than when he started. It's kayfabe on top of kayfabe, next to kayfabe and than kayfabe on top of all of that. What The Flying Fuck! Like I said he's a mark. But he's trying to convince people that he's not just a babyface. He's also world class worker, the purest shooter since Lou Thesz, a better booker than Eddie Graham, and that anyone who criticizes him is a heel whose trying to work the crowd against him. This guy makes Lawler look like he was the King of an outlaw territory not a major one.

The problem with his thinking is that all he's done are heel actions. Hiring the most obvious group of jabronis around himself to start. Every week it's waiting to hear who he eye poked, low blowed, mist/powdered/fireballed in the eyes. Told someone he had their back than hit in the back with a steel chair. Hell, he's even hit people over the head with a steel chair. Head shots with chairs aren't cool anymore. He don't care. He's even used a spike pile driver onto a steel chair on women. And I mean the Gotch style one where you have one arm between the legs as you drive their head and heck into the cement. Obviously he did it on the outside area. He's that much of a heel to do that to women. The guy has heat in all directions but acts like he's just trying to be a whitemeat babyface whose bringing ice cream bars back into style.

The people in the office and the dirtsheets need to look in China. The whole Russian ties thing is a slick distraction form where the real dirt is. I can't be the only one who notices that when the dirtsheets talk about Russia he ignores it but mention China and he's up all night Tweeting about people treating him like he's some kind of heel. I thought the pictures with the under aged Eastern European models/girls would be in the hands of the Russians but now I'm thinking his taste have changed or one his sons did something stupid that got recorded in Hi-Def video. There is a way to deal with this mark that will actually get him to tap out and leave the territory.

The blue side needs to get back in control of the Congress and Senate. Obama did a crappy job of helping the blue side. He was also a giant mark for himself but at least he played a decent babyface, couldn't draw a dime in my opinion, but that's for another day. Now if the blue side were to get back in control of Congress and Senate I think he'd drop the idea of running for a second term. Keep in mind he didn't spend a lot of money one this past campaign. If that's not a clue to his being in some foreigners pockets I don't know what is. The way to end this storyline is two ways, wait for the referee to catch him in the act or let him eventually turn the other jabronis against him when they admit that he's the real heel behind the whole angle. It was me Austin, It was me all along. This whole thing is David Arquette being World Champion, Finger Poke of Doom and Jay Leno punching Eric Bischoff  all over again. Who booked this crap. And someone get this to Cornette so we can here what he's got to say about it. Enjoy.
                                                          
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